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RIP to your Vag
$5.00
Let her know that you're thinking of her AND her vag during this pregnancy. This rude pregnancy congratulations card is sure to bring in some laughs!
Hint: Maybe pair it with a vagina care pack for post-birth.
Our handmade cards deliver a bold, cheeky twist to your gift giving experience. Designed to stand out, they each have a hilariously edgy watercolor illustration printed on the front with hints of foil elements, making it the perfect add on to any memorable gift.
*Due to the handmade nature of our cards, expect variability
Optional handwritten message can be added below for free.
Lazy? let us write in your card for you
Optional & Free of charge
About these cards
- Heavyweight eco cardstock
- A6 size (105 × 148 mm)
- The handmade finish means every piece is unique
- Hints of hand-foiled elements
- Includes a quality envelope
- a NSFM red wax seal designed to keep things sealed until you're ready to unwrap the good stuff. (optional clear sticker also)
Shipping
- Order Processing
We process orders within 1–2 business days following payment. - Shipping
We typically ship orders the next business day via NZ Post Overnight Express. Please allow 1–5 days for final delivery within New Zealand. - No Collections
As an online only business, we don't offer a pickup option.
🎄Christmas Shipping Deadline🎄
- For delivery before Christmas, please place your order by Wednesday, 17th December 2025
Please note: This date is based on standard processing and NZ Post delivery times. Delays during the peak season are possible and outside of our control.
Holiday Shutdown Period
- We will be taking a break from 24th December to 4th January.
- Orders placed after 23 December will be shipped out starting the week of 5 January.