About Us

NSFM, Short for "Not Safe for Mahi" was established in November 2025 in the wonderful Hawke’s Bay, Aotearoa New Zealand.

We wanted to create something for the people who have NO filter but can never find a gift that matches their level of unfiltered-ness.

We decided to make darkly funny, slightly offensive greeting cards for people who laugh at the wrong moments and don’t care who’s watching. We aim to expand and create an inappropriate haven for gift-givers!

Every NSFM card is handmade. From the watercolour design I print on them, to the red wax seal for the envelope.
One would say it's a pretty decent handjob.

We hope to give people a good laugh, some good conversation starters, and hopefully not too many black eyes.

- T