Terms & Conditions
Promotion 1: Buy 5 Cards for $25
- This promotion allows customers to purchase any combination of 5 greeting cards for a total of $25.
- The offer is valid only on the NSFM Co website and cannot be combined with other discounts or promotions.
- The discounted price will be automatically applied at checkout when 5 cards are added to the cart.
- This promotion is subject to availability and may be withdrawn at any time without prior notice.
Promotion 2: Free Shipping on Orders Over $30
- Customers who spend $30 or more (after discounts and before taxes) will receive free standard shipping within New Zealand.
- This offer applies automatically at checkout and cannot be combined with other shipping offers.
- Free shipping is available for standard delivery only; expedited shipping options may incur additional charges.
- This promotion is valid only on the NSFM Co website and may be subject to change without notice.
1. General Info
Welcome to NSFM Co, the home of cards that probably shouldn’t exist, but do anyway. By shopping with us or browsing our website, you agree to play by the following terms and conditions. If you don’t, that’s cool, just maybe don’t click checkout.
2. Products & Descriptions
All our cards and products are created with dark humour and adult themes in mind. We try to photograph and describe everything accurately, but colours and print tones may vary slightly depending on your screen or printer settings.
We reserve the right to update, remove, or change products at any time, because chaos keeps things interesting.
3. Age Restriction
Our products are intended for adults only. If you’re under 18 (or easily offended), this might not be the shopping experience for you. NSFM Co takes no responsibility for traumatised relatives, shocked coworkers, or awkward Christmas mornings.
4. Orders & Payments
All prices are in NZD and include GST (if applicable).
Payments are securely processed through Shopify Payments. Once payment is made, you’ll receive a confirmation email that means your order is officially on its way to being packed with inappropriate love.
5. Shipping
We currently ship within New Zealand only, using New Zealand Post.
Shipping times may vary depending on your location (and NZ Post’s mood).
Once your order has been dispatched, responsibility for delivery lies with NZ Post, but if your order goes missing, contact us and we’ll do our best to sort it out like decent humans.
6. Returns & Exchanges
We don’t offer refunds for change of mind or if you’re too chicken-shit to give this card to someone.
If, upon receiving your item, you wish to exchange it or return it for a store credit, this can be arranged, just contact us within 7 days of receiving your order.
Refunds for change of mind will not be issued.
Items must be unused, in their original condition, and returned. A shipping label will be emailed to you, or a return shipping bag sent to you to return the products in which we will arrange courier collection from you.
7. Pre-Orders & Availability
All items are ready to ship, no pre-orders, no waiting for the ink to dry. If something’s sold out, it’ll be back when we stop procrastinating.
8. Intellectual Property
Everything you see on this site, our card designs, text, logos, and artwork is the property of NSFM Co. Don’t steal it, copy it, print it, or “borrow” it for your own business. We worked hard (and swore a lot) to make this stuff.
All rights reserved under New Zealand and international copyright laws.
9. Privacy & Personal Info
When you order from us, we collect personal information (like your name, address, and contact details) only to process your order and get your stuff to you.
We don’t share, sell, or rent your information to anyone, because that’s creepy.
If you voluntarily sign up for our email list, we’ll occasionally send you product updates or special offers. You can unsubscribe anytime without hurting our feelings (much).
10. Liability
We’re not liable for indirect damages, loss of humour, broken friendships, or family feuds caused by the use (or gifting) of our products.
You use our products at your own discretion, preferably with good judgement and a wicked sense of humour.
11. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to update or change these terms whenever we feel like being responsible adults. Any updates will be posted on this page, so check back now and then if you care about that sort of thing.
Privacy Policy (Summary)
NSFM Co values your privacy (even if we don’t value censorship).
We collect only the information needed to process your order and, if you’ve opted in, to send occasional marketing updates.
Your data is stored securely through Shopify and protected by standard encryption.
We will never sell or distribute your personal details to third parties.
You can request a copy or deletion of your data by contacting us through the form on our website.
Contact Us
manager.nsfm@gmail.com