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Funny Leaving Card
$5.00
Gaslight your boss one last time. This narcissistic resignation card is the ultimate mic drop for the employee who knows their worth (and knows the place will crumble without them).
Handmade right here in NZ, our cards deliver a bold, cheeky twist to your gift giving experience. Designed to stand out and be very inappropriate. Most cards have a hilariously edgy watercolour illustration printed on the front with hints of foil elements, and other cards cut straight to the point! Each come
*Due to the handmade nature of our cards, expect variability
Optional handwritten message can be added below for free.
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About these cards
- Heavyweight eco cardstock
- A6 size (105 × 148 mm)
- The handmade finish means every piece is unique
- Hints of hand-foiled elements
- Includes a quality envelope
- a NSFM red wax seal designed to keep things sealed until you're ready to unwrap the good stuff. (optional clear sticker also)
Shipping
- Order Processing
We process orders within 1–2 business days following payment. - Shipping
We typically ship orders the next business day via NZ Post Overnight Express. Please allow 1–5 days for final delivery within New Zealand. - No Collections
As an online only business, we don't offer a pickup option.
🎄Christmas Shipping Deadline🎄
- For delivery before Christmas, please place your order by Wednesday, 17th December 2025
Please note: This date is based on standard processing and NZ Post delivery times. Delays during the peak season are possible and outside of our control.
Holiday Shutdown Period
- We will be taking a break from 24th December to 4th January.
- Orders placed after 23 December will be shipped out starting the week of 5 January.