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Funny breakup card
$5.00
Pettiness written in the stars. This savage anti-Valentine's or breakup card is the perfect pick-me-up for a best mate who just dropped a tonne of dead weight (their ex).
Handmade right here in NZ, our cards deliver a bold, cheeky twist to your gift giving experience. Designed to stand out and be very inappropriate. Most cards have a hilariously edgy watercolour illustration printed on the front with hints of foil elements, and other cards cut straight to the point
*Due to the handmade nature of our cards, expect variability
Optional handwritten message can be added below for free.
Lazy? let us write in your card for you
Optional & Free of charge
About these cards
- Heavyweight eco cardstock
- A6 size (105 × 148 mm)
- The handmade finish means every piece is unique
- Hints of hand-foiled elements
- Includes a quality envelope
- a NSFM red wax seal designed to keep things sealed until you're ready to unwrap the good stuff. (optional clear sticker also)
Shipping
- Order Processing
We process orders within 1–2 business days following payment. - Shipping
We typically ship orders the next business day via NZ Post Overnight Express. Please allow 1–5 days for final delivery within New Zealand. - No Collections
As an online only business, we don't offer a pickup option.
🎄Christmas Shipping Deadline🎄
- For delivery before Christmas, please place your order by Wednesday, 17th December 2025
Please note: This date is based on standard processing and NZ Post delivery times. Delays during the peak season are possible and outside of our control.
Holiday Shutdown Period
- We will be taking a break from 24th December to 4th January.
- Orders placed after 23 December will be shipped out starting the week of 5 January.